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I’m in the mood for some mushy mushy cuddles.

Anyone?

(Specially a Peter, because she’s soliciting that.)

21 Jump Street Starters 

  •  "You have the right to suck my dick, motherfucker."

  •  "We partied together, man. You brought us Taco bell."

  •  "Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"

  •  "Fuck you, science!"

  •  "Sometimes, I get a little angry, so suck a dick!"

  •  "You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers."

  •  "You have the right to... remain an attorney..."

  •  "Fuck you, Glee!"

  •  "Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?"

  •  "You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with GRAPE."

  •  "I am one gay black kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown."

  •  "Are you ready for a lifetime of being absolutely badass motherfuckers?"

  •  "It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me."

  •  "I'm sorry, I just can't sometimes."

  •  "I would choke the shit out of Glee if I could... if Glee was a person."

  •  "Teenage the fuck up!"

  •  "I wasn't talking to you, big titties!"

  •  "Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird."

  •  "When did I get stabbed? That's awesome!"

  •  "That's my quesadilla!"

  •  "You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rainman? That's my life, except Brad is really shitty at math."

  •  "You'll find yourself in prison. With a snorkel, duct-taped to the mouth. And me, shitting down that snorkel!"

  •  "When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say shut the fuck up, I'm talking to you!"

  •  "Let me check your chest... I mean, test."

  •  "The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina."

  •  "They don't serve vegan in prison, bitch."

  •  "You guys called the cops to get your Frisbee out of the pond?"

  •  "Doves make you look bad-ass!"

mxtchstick:

"Oh my God… You’re crazy. 

 No wonder you were single
 for so long. I mean you are.
 You have been. You’re…
 being.”  

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"I’m not crazy, that’s my way to push
away those idiots and horny jocks
that want only a one night stand.

Like you. “

Guys, I’m sick. -Whines.- You should come cuddle me.

mintjulepx:

"Good luck. I"ll be dead before you find it."

image

"You know, Leonardo hasn’t won an oscar, and he’s not as negative as you are."

metalbarnes:

I believe in you, Steve.                                                  Indie Bucky Barnes
I believe in Captain America.                                      NSFW Friendly
All that hooey about symbol                                           blog | ask
of liberty, Fighting American,
— even someone like me
could fall for it… I guess
'cause we need a Captain America.

I’m so tired, stupid sinus.

I know i owe sxsters, inamoreinhomoxaraneas, thoseguysrp, banners-insecurities, and more.

if IOU like this please.

mintjulepx:

"Nope. There isn’t a cure."

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"Not one found yet. And I’m going to find it, Alex. I promise."

"Is this a date?"

22sandtradingcards:

ingxnious:

Send “Is this a date?” for my character’s response.

22sandtradingcards

"It is!"

She sat on the table again, grinning at him.

"But I have to warn you that your dad’s
are on a not near table, observing us.”

"You know…

When i decided to tell them I thought
it would have different consequences.”

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"And what were those?"

"Is this a date?"

petermotherhuggingparker:

ingxnious:

Send “Is this a date?” for my character’s response.

petermotherhuggingparker

"Yes. As long as you take me for ice cream."

"Sounds like a fair trade."

image

"The best there is."

mintjulepx:

"I know you do. So does my brother."

image

"Let me help you, maybe we could find a cure in the lab.."

"Is this a date?"

22sandtradingcards:

ingxnious:

Send “Is this a date?” for my character’s response.

22sandtradingcards

"It is!"

She sat on the table again, grinning at him.

"But I have to warn you that your dad’s
are on a not near table, observing us.”

"Really?"

image

"I wonder why they’re doing that?" 

He did a full scan of the room but 
sighed when he saw them. “Sorry…”

"Its fine. I don’t mind.
I am flattered I’m a threath for their baby.”

"Is this a date?"

Send “Is this a date?” for my character’s response.

idroppedher

"I don’t know, Norma. You’re the one that invited me for dinner."

"Is this a date?" (idek)

Send “Is this a date?” for my character’s response.

prettygenerousforathief

"I’m just a Biochemist. I can’t offer you what you deserve, Selina."