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ingxnious said:
"I found your 'mischief' box in your closet while I was looking at that book that magically disappeared from my room, dork."

dontcallmelegolas:

ingxnious:

dontcallmelegolas:

"I deny all knowledge to both the mischief box and the book missing from your room. Why would I be in your room? Ass."

dontcallmelegolas

"Well, I FOUND your porn, idiot."

"S’ok, you can borrow it. Doofus"

"Ew, no, I can make my own, thank you."

ingxnious said:
"I found your 'mischief' box in your closet while I was looking at that book that magically disappeared from my room, dork."

dontcallmelegolas:

"I deny all knowledge to both the mischief box and the book missing from your room. Why would I be in your room? Ass."

dontcallmelegolas

"Well, I FOUND your porn, idiot."

people i owe: 

matty1monopoly/ gwenstacy322/ mysteriouswebhead

Sorry for not replying yesterday, ooc drama. If you’re up for it, I am too.

spandex-and-sass: I know I owe you buds, on my way.

arachnidprodigy: I owe you too buds, you’re getting it asap.

weaponxlogan: Where were you, long time no see! I’ll reply asap as well.

So, I have a strict policy that I don’t see any book related movies until I read the book. 

I’ve just started (finally) reading The Maze Runner like half an hour ago and IT GOT ME HOOKED. I feel like Thomas, wanting to know everything, I’m just at chapter 5, and I can’t wait to keep reading.

(500) Days of Summer Sentence Starters 

  •  "Just because he/she likes the same bizzaro crap you do doesn't mean he's/she's your soul mate."

  •  "I just... I just woke up one day and I knew. "

  •  "What I was never sure of with you."

  •  "Coincidence, that's all anything ever is, nothing more than coincidence..."

  •  "There's no such thing as fate, nothing is meant to be."

  •  "This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story."

  •  "Do you ever do this, you think back on all the times you've had with someone and you just replay it in your head over and over again and you look for those first signs of trouble?"

  •  "I love how he/she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it."

  •  "No disrespect, but um, this is total shit."

  •  "What does that even mean, love? Do you know? Do you? Anybody?"

  •  "Sorry, I'm sorry, I um, I quit. There's enough bullshit in the world without my help."

  •  "Roses are red, violets are blue... Fuck you, whore."

  •  "I think you're just remembering the good stuff."

  •  "But, you know, I just... I need some consistency."

  •  "I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently."

  •  "I can't give you that. Nobody can."

  •  "She took a giant shit on my face. Literally."

  •  "Well no, not literally, that's disgusting. What's wrong with you?"

  •  "You don't want to be named as anybody's girlfriend/boyfriend, and now you're someone's husband/wife?"

  •  "It was - it was meant to be. And... I just kept thinking... You were right."

  •  "It just wasn't me that you were right about."

  •  "Just some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs."

  •  "I hate this song!"

  •  "What always happens. Life."

  •  "I said I love The Smiths."

  •  "To die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die."

  •  "You have good music taste."

  •  "Either she's/he's an evil, emotionless, miserable human being, or... shes/he's a robot."

  •  "Darling, I don't know how to tell you this but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom."

  •  "People don't realise this, but loneliness is underrated."

  •  "You weren't wrong, you were just wrong about me."

  •  "No! Don't pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend!"

  •  "Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!"

  •  "We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now."

  •  "Let's just eat and we'll talk about it later. Mmm, that is good, I'm really glad we did this. I love these pancakes... what?"

  •  "Don't go! You're still my best friend!"

  •  "I've never told anybody that before."

  •  "What happens if you fall in love?"

  •  "Well you don't believe that, do you?"

  •  "It's love. Not Santa Claus."

  •  "They called me 'Anal Girl'..."

ingxnious said:

thatssodeadpool:

ingxnious:

thatssodeadpool:

ingxnious:

thatssodeadpool:

ingxnious:

thatssodeadpool:

thatssodeadpool:

"Well isn’t this a surprise…" Wade yawned and reached down, stroking the head of the sleeping blonde.

"What might these things be?" He raised an eyebrow as he immersed himself in the sudsy water.

"Hmm, how about I let you do whatever you want to me?" She slid down, the water barely covering her now.

"How about this:" He leaned over her. "How about I let you do whatever you want to me?”

"Nope."She giggles. "You do it."

He shook his head, lightly poking her nose. “No, you.”

"Wadey.." Gwen whined. "Both, we both do it."

"Oooh, okay…..but you start." He grinned.

"Nuhuh, you." She shook her head.

ingxnious said:

thatssodeadpool:

ingxnious:

thatssodeadpool:

ingxnious:

thatssodeadpool:

thatssodeadpool:

"Well isn’t this a surprise…" Wade yawned and reached down, stroking the head of the sleeping blonde.

"What might these things be?" He raised an eyebrow as he immersed himself in the sudsy water.

"Hmm, how about I let you do whatever you want to me?" She slid down, the water barely covering her now.

"How about this:" He leaned over her. "How about I let you do whatever you want to me?”

"Nope."She giggles. "You do it."

He shook his head, lightly poking her nose. “No, you.”

"Wadey.." Gwen whined. "Both, we both do it."

ingxnious said:

thatssodeadpool:

ingxnious:

thatssodeadpool:

thatssodeadpool:

"Well isn’t this a surprise…" Wade yawned and reached down, stroking the head of the sleeping blonde.

"What might these things be?" He raised an eyebrow as he immersed himself in the sudsy water.

"Hmm, how about I let you do whatever you want to me?" She slid down, the water barely covering her now.

"How about this:" He leaned over her. "How about I let you do whatever you want to me?”

"Nope."She giggles. "You do it."

The Explorer ran up to Gwen, a swaddled bundle in his arms. Although he didn't really know the woman, something made him feel like he could trust her. "Miss, hello. Sorry, but could you, er, watch this? Just for a second, swear I'll be right back. Long story, this is Junior, and Mommy and Daddy are about to take off in a rocket ship with a bundle of potatoes." He ended by cracking an awkward smile, trying his best not to come across as a complete madman.

therenegadeexplorer:

ingxnious:

therenegadeexplorer

Gwen eyes widened as the stranger had placed a blanket with something heavy inside it. When he said ‘Junior’, she realized it was a baby. “Wait, no, no, no, no, no.. I’m sorry, but you can’t go and giveaway your baby like this! That’s irresponsible!” Gwen looked at the blond sleeping baby and tried her best to not to grin at him. “You’re an irresponsible father!”

"First off, it’s a young infant male Vinvocci. Not an it. He’s perfectly harmless, especially at this age. The spikes aren’t even prickly yet! And no, I can’t just take him with me while I go get his parents, because flying 300 feet up in the air next to a cloaked Class 5 intergalactic ship is really not the best place for an infant. I really just need someone to hold him, okay? And you seemed like someone who might know what to do with children."

"Well, sorry that I don’t know every species of the universe, mister." Gwen replied sarcastically, and fine, just.." She sighed, thinking about it for a second before speaking again. "Give me the child.. But what if he’s hungry, or needs a change? Or if he starts crying? What am I going to do?"

deludxd:

ingxnious

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     ”Lab coats are so last year.

   
She makes sure the sarcasm can’t
   be missed, just in case it wasn’t 
   clear to begin with. Obviously at a
   tour at OSCORP everyone would
   be wearing some sort of lab coat,
   but that doesn’t stop her from 
   commenting. The boy looks about
   the same age as herself, so Clare
   wants to see if he can irritate him
   tour guide just a little bit, just for fun.

"Your attitude is so last millennium, miss."

Gwyn replied, giving her the stink eye, as
everyone else attending turned around to
look at her, some of them giggling.

"Well, apart from the rude input of Miss
Clare, anyone else has real questions?”

ingxnious said:
"I cheated on you.." Gwen said, looking down. "I didn't meant it to happen, I was going out with my girls, and I drank a bit too much, and ended up in bed with someone.."

spandex-and-sass:

spandex-and-sass:

Random Ask

Hands clenched into fists as the man felt tears burn his eyes. Maybe this was a sign, a strange messed up sign, that her shouldn’t be with Gwen. Still, every fiber of his being wanted to be with her.

"Who?" Peter asked, his voice cracking.

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That fact that it was Harry, Peter’s best friend made the words hurt even more. Why didn’t the other man tell him?

"Do you…want him instead of me?" The words tasted like ashes in his mouth but they had to be said. He needed to know.

"No!" Gwen immediately responded, not daring to look at him. "I don’t love him, it was a mistake.. I don’t even like him like that!" She hugged her knees as she prompted them up on the couch she was sitting. "I don’t deserve you, Peter Parker.."

spiderstwinx:

"This isn’t fair. I won’t be able to see you when we get married an I won’t be able to see our future kids and our grandchildren and I won’t see them graduate or go to college and get married."

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Gwen let go of him and sat down on the bed, and sobbed quietly. She was stressed, and her hands were tied.

greenwithgxmma:

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"What can I do for you, Miss?"

"Oh, I wanted to ask you if I could see you work
here, Dr. Banner.. I’ve always wanted to learn
from one of the best Doctors in New York..”

spandex-and-sass:

ingxnious:

Send ✿ for my muse’s reaction of yours showing up at my doorstep with flowers.

spandex-and-sass

"Flowers, really?" She grabbed them, leaning her head towards them to smell the roses. "Pink roses, red roses, and salmon roses.. Do you have any idea what you’re telling me here?"

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"Honestly? Not a single clue," Peter admitted, a smile gracing his lips.

"They looked nice."

"Well, darker pink roses are symbolic of gratitude and appreciation, while lighter pinks are associated with gentleness and admiration. Salmon roses have a passionate intensity that says thanks, congratulations or I love you with boundless enthusiasm. intriguing suggestion of love emerging from friendship. And red roses, are the traditional symbol for love and romance. So, what are you trying to say to me is..?"